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  Which Governing body member will die next?? Will things change?

  by Witness 007 in

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  i will review this post when it happens so.....prophecy time!

  who will guess correct!

  my $50 is on theodore jarc born in 1925?

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  Witness 007

  Happy 2017!!! Samuel Herd born in 1935 is now 82 with diabetes. He no doubt naps during important governing body meetings. May not see this year out.
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  My Issue: How To Step Down As A MS Without Getting Noticed

  by JW_Rogue in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  so that other thread was fun but now i need some help with something.

  i was born in the truth most of my family is in.

  although they aren't outwardly super spiritual i doubt any of them would ever leave.

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  Witness 007

  Very easy. Do what I did. Get chronic fatigue syndrome. A tired depressed condition which cannot be medically proven. Many pioneers really get this. Because of your "fatigue" and feeling mentally low, you will need to spend many Sundays in bed watching football...with a secret icebox full of beers! Problem solved.
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  WELL BEARDS ARE STILL A NO NO!!!!!!

  by DwainBowman in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  well beards are still a no no!!!!!!.

  in a new letter from the branch/gb nut's, beards are not acceptable in the us branch area!!!!!!.

  my eldub brother in law, shared this today.

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  Witness 007

  What about pubic hair can we shave our privates or is that un-natural....now I have to ask the C.O about that.
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  Witnesses illusion that they have their OWN conscience!! What a joke! Examples.

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  witnesses always claim to have a "bible trained conscience" yet they are really just watchtower robots who cant piss without checking with an elder or watchtower.

  an elder who cuts hair was scared when i asked for a bald buzz cut since my hair was receding and grey.

  he actually rang a bethel elder to see if this was okay watchtower wise!

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  Witness 007

  Witnesses always claim to have a "bible trained conscience" yet they are really just Watchtower robots who cant piss without checking with an Elder or Watchtower. An Elder who cuts hair was scared when I asked for a bald buzz cut since my hair was receding and grey. He actually rang a bethel Elder to see if this was okay Watchtower wise! Thats when I realized we really dont have ANY conscience. We have to check in with whatever we are doing. Mindless robots. Most Witnesses sign the no blood card but have no clue about fractions and medical treatments. What a sad bunch!
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  Extreme joy from Witnesses regarding President "Tribulation" Trump!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  so sunday afternoon tea with my "anionted" mum and her old witness holy friends.

  they start talking trump how he "is gonna do somthing to start armegedon.

  " no sad faces about this apocalipse.

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  Witness 007

  So Sunday afternoon tea with my "anionted" mum and her old Witness holy friends. They start talking Trump how he "is gonna do somthing to start armegedon." No sad faces about this apocalipse. NO, they were all smiles...nodding their heads together, smiling like stepford wives. I was totally CREEPED OUT! I can imagine in 1939 Witnesses doing the same with Adolf Hitler.
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  Did the Fall of the Berlin Wall fulfill Bible Prophecy ?

  by Iamallcool in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  any takers?

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  Witness 007

  Prophecy is hit and miss bullcrap. Like Jesus is a hero for saying "there will be earthquakes and wars and famine..." OF COURSE THATS LIFE YOU JACKASS JESUS. TELL US DONALD TRUMP IS COMING!!!!!
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  Great Tribulation and Trump

  by TakeOffTheCrown in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  please, let's discuss this subject without attacking one another.. it appears that trump has won a victory that no one expected.

  is it possible that trump may play a part in the great tribulation?.

  there are some who believe trump is one of the most unqualified of men to ever be elected president of the united states.

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  Witness 007

  Also the Meteor that killed the Dinosuars for Jehovah. What rubbish!!!
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  Great Tribulation and Trump

  by TakeOffTheCrown in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  please, let's discuss this subject without attacking one another.. it appears that trump has won a victory that no one expected.

  is it possible that trump may play a part in the great tribulation?.

  there are some who believe trump is one of the most unqualified of men to ever be elected president of the united states.

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  Witness 007

  The "great tribulation" happened during WW2 when millions were massacred. Also WW 1 the Mongol invasion, 911 New York etc.
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  Is Satan really the bad guy in story of creation?

  by evilApostate in

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  2. beliefs

  i wanted to take an objective look at satan in the story of creation.

  this is not meant to offend those of you who are still christians.

  i'm agnostic btw.

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  Witness 007

  Why a snake? I love them. Why not a evil Falmingo or goose...or rabbit. Oh thats right snakes in those times were associated with evil and magic. Like the snake that Moses held up to heal the snake bites. Was this the same snake as Eden?
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  Hi forum

  by A Believer in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i proably shouldnt be on here but i feel like saying this.

  i have been for the last couple weeks been studying religion.

  i've learned the only ones who today do what the bible says to is jw.

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  Witness 007

  Full agree that the Trinity is lies but Witnesses are in the guiness book of records as the most false prophecies in modern history....an embarrassing legacy of shame.